dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(via clannyphantom)

"A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’"

A Wolf’s Thoughts (via rawkiss)

(Source: wolfstravelsinmind, via 69ml)

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

(via 69ml)

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via laugh-addict)

lubricates:

dulect:

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

my homework for media was to create a magazine with a reverse stereotype
so i chose to do “the gay jock” and this is what i made lmao its supposed to be really witty and stupid

alright i think i made it better idk
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"…it just got stuck there"

$6.9

(Source: meanies, via petcanadian)

viridescentshade:

is poland europe’s florida

(Source: mycroft-holmes-approves, via 69ml)

corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

(via desperatelyseekingsignal)

livingsim:

Disney doing it right.

(Source: karlimeaghan, via petcanadian)